Monthly Archives: August 2016

Review: “The Shallows”

Some people are afraid of ghosts or high cholesterol. Me, I need a diaper change whenever I’m in the water and feel imagine something swimming past me. Boy, I hope the seats in that movie theater were stain free.

Review: “Suicide Squad”

Calm your manboobs already, fanboys/girls. It’s okay to disagree on a movie. Starting a petition to shut down Rotten Tomatoes, which is just an aggregation of movie reviews, is about as dumb as the ‘Fant4stic’ movie was. Just think about that for a second.