Ab-so-luut niet voor gevoelige kijkers. Logan is bloederig, vulgair en zonder schaamte. Het is geweldig om te zien.
Some people are afraid of ghosts or high cholesterol. Me, I need a diaper change whenever I’m in the water and feel imagine something swimming past me. Boy, I hope the seats in that movie theater were stain free.
Calm your manboobs already, fanboys/girls. It’s okay to disagree on a movie. Starting a petition to shut down Rotten Tomatoes, which is just an aggregation of movie reviews, is about as dumb as the ‘Fant4stic’ movie was. Just think about that for a second.
Superhero movie number four for 2016 and still two to go. It’s getting a bit much, don’t you think? —said no one ever.
Growing up as a kid, I always wanted to unlock my inner Kung Fu master which, as you know, all Chinese have. Though it was only after seeing Stephen Chow’s movies, that I realized the true potential of Kung Fu…slapstick comedy.
Okay, when I say no spoilers. I mean no spoilers besides from what you already knew from the trailers and the pictures. So if you haven’t seen any of those, click back to whatever procrastinating website you were on. But if you have…Well, it’s time
Those slices of pizza you got left from last night? Best to leave those till after the movie. Unless you want people to admire the results of your self-pity eating binge of course. Get ready for 96 minutes of spinning, jumping and disemboweling.