Calm your manboobs already, fanboys/girls. It’s okay to disagree on a movie. Starting a petition to shut down Rotten Tomatoes, which is just an aggregation of movie reviews, is about as dumb as the ‘Fant4stic’ movie was. Just think about that for a second.
Hoooooooooooow looooooooong haaaaaaas it beeeeeeeeeeen? I’m sooooooooooooooo haaaaappy Doooooory is baaaaack *whale out*. Anyone who thinks I was having a stroke there, time to go home, put on ‘Finding Nemo’ and then come back here a better (wo)man. You’re welcome.
Vomit-sex, Zac Efron’s abs, dildos and way too muc—I mean, just enough, feminism. If that combination sounds appealing to you; one, you should probably find someone to talk to; two, feast your eyes on ‘Neighbors 2’.
Growing up as a kid, I always wanted to unlock my inner Kung Fu master which, as you know, all Chinese have. Though it was only after seeing Stephen Chow’s movies, that I realized the true potential of Kung Fu…slapstick comedy.
What does the fox say? well, he swears a lot. He also likes thieving, drinking and lying to his wife. Bet you didn’t see that one coming huh?